i’m gonna start using this line

(Source: pokemonthemovie2000)


Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation

Puppy don’t care

Puppy’s got stuff to do

Puppy’s got places to be

Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.




Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

(Source: yzma)


pepsiman is simultaneously the most terrifying and most raw commercial mascot i’ve ever seen

(Source: oscob)


My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

(Source: choro-q)

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